ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*
I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.
u cant spell tim burton without johnny depp
I LOVE THIS
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me
I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
Lust for Life on We Heart It.Perfect mornings like this
please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help