when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
something u ordered online finally arriving
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves