"how many times have you even watched that movie"
Whenever you think your life is bad just remember that at school everyone yells “Mick Jagger porn” at me because when I was in 8th grade I plugged in my lap top for a presentation and that was in my search history
Having a good time.
when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
My favorite Snoop Dogg looks compilation
why must he do this??!! why??!!
IT WAS A TRAP
when your friend tells you about their crush
when you have sex with your friend’s crush
"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”
now THAT’S what i call a party
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
wat the fuck do snoop be doin??